the big burger list!!!

Wendy's Baconator	Denny's Slamburger
Wendy's has dense ass burgers. People get confused when I say they have dense burgers. But like go to Wendy's and get a burger. You look at that burger and go damn. That's a kinda small burger, is this even gonna fill me up? and then you get halfway through it and you feel it in your stomach and you go damn, this is a dense ass burger. Solid fuckin burger. Kinda expensive because Wendy's is pretty overpriced nowadays, but they have good bacon, good buns, and it goes great with their natural cut fries and ghost pepper ranch sauce. Which isn't actually as hot as it sounds.	The Denny's Slamburger is the closest thing to proof of god on this planet. Listen to this sales pitch. Fried egg, hash browns, bacon, on a burger. Served with seasoned fries. Get the eggs fried over medium. Go ahead and lie to me, tell me you don't feel the desire to consume this heaven-sent blessing of a burger. 14 dollars at Denny's. 2 more dollars and you can get a second patty. Are you not aroused? This meat is scrumptious.
Jack In The Box Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger	Jack In The Box Double Bacon Smashed Jack
Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger is a solid burger. I'd never be dissapointed by it. It's got bacon on it. You can never go wrong with adding bacon to things. It's a solid 6 or 7/10 burger. Overshadowed by another from Jack	The Double Bacon Smashed Jack is everything that the BUC is missing. It has it's own sauce on it, as opposed to just mayo and ketchup. Two patties means double the happiness, and because it's a smash burger instead of a regular patty. It goes through a slightly different cooking process and the patty ingredients are different. I think the taste and composition of this burger are much better than the BUC. Jack also has pretty ok curly fries. Plus they have a really good sauce I discovered when this burger released called the spicy good good sauce. Sounds silly, but it actually goes super well with this burger. Solid fuckin burger that you won't ever be dissapointed by. Makes a man happy.
McDonald's Big Mac	McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder/with cheese
This is the most accurate image of a Big Mac I could find. Big Mac sauce is just thousand island dressing. It's nothing special. That about sums up the entirety of the Big Mac. It's McDonald's flagship burger, what they basically base their brand around. But in actuallity the Big Mac from the ads is an utter lie. Not uncommon in the food industry, but even more dissapointing in the case of the Big Mac. At every single turn this thing sucks. It has 8th pound patties which are the saddest most anemic thing ever. They never even fill up the entire bun. The little strips of lettuce are pathetic. 50% of it just falls out of the bun anyways and into the box. McDonalds pickles are mid beyond belief, and they use the most basic ass american cheese slices. Everything about this is a dissapointment. 3/10 burger	Now this is what McDonald's should be repping. 2 quarter pound patties actually provide some level of satisfaction that doesn't make me sad to eat. I feel full after one of these. The cheese they use on it is significantly better than the Big Mac. It doesn't have the stupid middle bun that does nothing except add bread. It has standard ketchup for the sauce which means you can just ask for none and add your own sauce to it. The pickles are still just ok, but that's McDonald's for you. This sandwich still isn't worth the price in todays economy. But it's a whole lot better than the Big Mac. Solid 6/10 burger. This is what I ask for when I go to Maccas.
In N Out Double Double	Freddy's steak burger
The double double is something magical. In N Out is a very simple restaurant, they have 4 menu items with only a few variations on them. This means they do their limited menu very well. Plus those restaurants are always packed with employees which means they're good for the economy. Double Doubles are great. 6 dollar burger. Tomato, Lettuce, onion, 2 patties, 2 cheese slices, 2 buns. This is what Maccas burgers wish they were, and it's for half the price. If you ask for it animal style they carmelize the onions, and add thousand island dressing. A quintessential burger. When I think burger this is it. Anytime I need a cheap and satisfying burger I go here for this. In N Out loses a couple points because they have godawful fries, but they gain it back for the low prices and great milkshakes. They respect your time and your wallet.	Just an ok burger honestly. Not much to say about it. The patties are really thin and get cold quickly. They're about as anemic as the Big Mac patty. They taste a lot better than any Maccas burger, but they're even more expensive and don't even have the benefit of great fries like Maccas does. Freddy's started as a custard company and they should've stayed that way. 5/10 middle of the road burger. 8/10 custard though. If you go to Freddy's get the custard and not the burger. You'll be a much happier camper.